Budding Comedian

Two scenes that have occured in the past month:

At Old Grandma's house. Ivy opens the fridge door and stares inside.
My mom: Ivy, what do you want? What are you looking for?
Ivy: An egg.
My mom: An egg? Okay, how do you want it cooked?
Ivy: In a cake.
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Ivy: Pee-me.
Anyone who will listen: what?
Ivy: Pee-me.
AWWL: What are you talking about?
Ivy: Pee-me.
AWWL: What are you talking about?
Ivy: Pee-me.
AWWL: Pee-you.
Ivy: Yeah, pee-yew. Hahahaha.

What a stinker.